{"id":402,"date":"2009-06-09T14:44:20","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T21:44:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.iamron.com\/?p=402"},"modified":"2009-06-28T10:49:40","modified_gmt":"2009-06-28T17:49:40","slug":"windows-now-with-intelligence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.iamron.com\/the-rant\/windows-now-with-intelligence\/","title":{"rendered":"Windows, now with Intelligence\u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m so happy that Microsoft has made such stunning advancements in recent years.  Like today for instance, when I turned on my virtual instance of Windows running in Parallels on my Apple MacBook Pro, and it conveniently informed me (through a series of beeping sounds and pop-up notifications) that it had found new hardware.  In fact, it was so helpful, you see, because I realize immediately that my recent strenuous efforts to install a power cord onto the side of my laptop computer were successful, and I needn&#8217;t fear any longer the dreaded &#8216;power cord re-install&#8217;.  <\/p>\n<p>How lucky for me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.iamron.com\/photography\/windows-now-with-intelligence\/\" class=\"img\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.iamron.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/picture-125.jpg?resize=261%2C129&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Windows is so smart, it&#039;s sexy\" title=\"Windows is so smart, it&#039;s sexy\" width=\"261\" height=\"129\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-403\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.iamron.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/picture-125.jpg?w=261&amp;ssl=1 261w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.iamron.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/picture-125.jpg?resize=150%2C74&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 261px) 100vw, 261px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What would I do without all of these helpful little notifications every time I move my mouse in Windows?  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m so happy that Microsoft has made such stunning advancements in recent years. Like today for instance, when I turned on my virtual instance of Windows running in Parallels on my Apple MacBook Pro, and it conveniently informed me (through a series of beeping sounds and pop-up notifications) that it had found new hardware. In [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[26,21,27],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p20FV9-6u","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.iamron.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.iamron.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.iamron.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.iamron.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.iamron.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/blog.iamron.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":737,"href":"https:\/\/blog.iamron.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions\/737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.iamron.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.iamron.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.iamron.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}